10 reasons Saban left MSU

[a...@math.ams.org]

10. More money
9. More money
8. Winter golf
7. Crawdads
6. More money
5. Finally, best football school in the state
4. Fewer riots
3. More money
2. A lot more money
1. Weaker conference = more victories

-Alan Harder

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[Jeffrey W. Rogers]

On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 18:44:08 GMT, a...@math.ams.org wrote:

> 1. Weaker conference = more victories
>
>-Alan Harder

What part of Saban:LSU=Holtz:South Carolina don't you understand?

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[Colin Stiefel]

Alan, I agree with all but #1. Everybody knows that the SEC is the best
conference in college football on a year -in, year-out basis. Yes, evey
now and then a conference will rise up and challege the SEC in a given
season but the SEC with its great tradition always rises to the top.
This is the real reason that Saban went south.

[grandmaster terrahawk]

How much alcohol caused a...@math.ams.org to say :

: 5. Finally, best football school in the state

34 - 31

HTH

-joseph

[Theodore M. Smith]

Well, if Michigan State still gives a doctorate in mobile home
engineering, and Saban absorbed any of that, he can prolly make a ton
of money on the side consulting anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line.

Respectfully yours,

Ted Smith
Denver, Colorado

Where we always
walk a mile high.

[Paul Heroy]

Quoth a...@math.ams.org:

> 2. A lot more money

Couldn't help noticing on one of the televised reports last night,
that of the list of the top 4 college football coach salaries, all
were in the South. Spurrier, Bowdan, Saban, Fulmer.

--

Paul Heroy

[a...@math.ams.org]

In article <823aga$mfl$2...@bcrkh13.ca.nortel.com>,

That's where the top player salaries are, too.

[David Swanger]

Theodore M. Smith (teds...@dimensional.com) wrote:

: Well, if Michigan State still gives a doctorate in mobile home

: engineering, and Saban absorbed any of that, he can prolly make a ton
: of money on the side consulting anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line.

It depends on it he studied double-wides or not (no, I'm
not talking about MSU coeds).

--
David Swanger
Information Technology
Auburn University, AL
swa...@mail.auburn.edu

[Ed Cometz]

:>In article a...@math.xxcdams.org writes:
:>>
:>> Couldn't help noticing on one of the televised reports last night,

:>> that of the list of the top 4 college football coach salaries, all
:>> were in the South. Spurrier, Bowdan, Saban, Fulmer.

:>
:>That's where the top player salaries are, too.

Hey to Kimberly Dunbar and all those Notre Dame players
that she paid off.

[Steve Zecker]

In article <8268ke$5th0$1...@spnode25.nerdc.ufl.edu>, e...@beta.ee.ufl.edu (Ed
Cometz) wrote:

> Hey to Kimberly Dunbar and all those Notre Dame players
> that she paid off.

I believe that most of her payments were of a non-cash type.

[Phillip A. Kallas]

Steve Zecker <zec...@nwu.edu> wrote in message
news:zecker-0212...@pc34.searle.nwu.edu...

Yeah, but it's really all the same in the end.

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[By Archie Leach]

Steve Zecker wrote:

> > Hey to Kimberly Dunbar and all those Notre
> > Dame players that she paid off.
>
> I believe that most of her payments were of a
> non-cash type.

Except for all the "money shots"....

Archie Leach

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[Trent Woodruff]

>Phillip A. Kallas was cut from the North Texas football team for saying...

>>Steve Zecker <zec...@nwu.edu> wrote in message

>>> In article <8268ke$5th0$1...@spnode25.nerdc.ufl.edu>, e...@beta.ee.ufl.edu (Ed

>>> Cometz) wrote:

>>> Hey to Kimberly Dunbar and all those Notre Dame players
>>> that she paid off.

>> I believe that most of her payments were of a non-cash type.

>Yeah, but it's really all the same in the end.

OH DEER LOARD!!!!!

Trent

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[Phillip A. Kallas]

Trent Woodruff <wood...@bunt.com> wrote in message
news:38481345....@cnews.newsguy.com...

> >Phillip A. Kallas was cut from the North Texas football team for
saying...
> >>Steve Zecker <zec...@nwu.edu> wrote in message
> >>> In article <8268ke$5th0$1...@spnode25.nerdc.ufl.edu>, e...@beta.ee.ufl.edu
(Ed
> >>> Cometz) wrote:
>
> >>> Hey to Kimberly Dunbar and all those Notre Dame players
> >>> that she paid off.
>
> >> I believe that most of her payments were of a non-cash type.
>
> >Yeah, but it's really all the same in the end.
>
> OH DEER LOARD!!!!!

GINGERMAN HERE I COME!!1!1

(dammit)

[Steve Casburn]

In article <u1n84sknidsmf1ekq...@4ax.com>,
rogers68...@bellsouth.net wrote:
>
> Alan Harder:

>
> > 1. Weaker conference = more victories
>

> What part of Saban:LSU=Holtz:South Carolina don't you understand?

Ummmm...dude? I'm pretty sure that "Independents" is not a tougher
conference than the SEC...

Steve

...even though Louisiana Tech > Alabama...

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